Do you often  feel like you just need to sit down?Or that  life   is    just     screeeeaming     passed     you.   
Where are all my friends when I need them?Mommy,          I have to go to the bathroom!!
The deadline was yesterday, Johnson!
Hello, is anybody there?HELLO.   I'm talking to you.  Are you listening to me?Ring        Ring       This is your cell phone,     ANSWER ME!!Feeling stressed?Help, i've fallen and I can't get upMommy,        Mommy,      Watch me.       Mommy,  watch me!!
Please hold for the next available representative.Mommy!      I   REALLY   REALLY    REALLY   have   to   go   to   the   bathroom!!

Sit down and enjoy a little chocolate.
Life will still be going the same speed,
but you'll have the energy to cope with it.