Emergency?
 

This is the ER waiting room.
 

Please take a number, fill out the insurance forms and take this cup for a sample. Sorry that it's so small, and good luck!
The bathroom is down the hall, don't forget to wash your hands, and please, close your gown, there may be children around here!

The doctor will see you as soon as he can.

In the mean time, eat a little chocolate.  The good stuff.  From Farris and Foster's.
 

Something like our Chocolate Covered Potato Chips.
"But", you will say, as you wrinkle up your nose, "Potato chips in chocolate?"
Yes, they are actually quite good, and once tried, they become very popular.
(A faint voice now comes inside of your head:)
I think that I should  Try some,  it says.

Listen to your inner self.
 

In fact, the next time you get in to the store, mention this page and get 2 free potato chips as samples.

And while you are waiting, if your are kind of nosey, you may want to
Lick here.

Oops.  I mean Click here.